Humor? Humor… HUMOR?!!!
How the fuck can this book be listed as goddamn humor?!!
Ok, so up until around the 75% mark, I can understand the humor part, but the ending? THE ENDING, people?! How the fuck can you list this as humor?!!
We have a Mom missing, we have the dad cheating and knocking up his secretary. We have the lost daughter, desperately trying to find her missing Mom, and then we have the Dad telling his daughter that she shouldn’t keep looking for her missing Mom, because she is clearly dead, by too much alcohol, and this only a couple of weeks into her being gone?!!
WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. THIS. SHIT. ?!!
Shit, I am so angry right now, I can’t even.
I mean people.. I. CANT. EVEN. !!
Had this been real life that Dad would have been charged with “suspected behavior in Wife’s departure” because that’s how sketchy he is!
And then the Daughter thinks: “Well, I shouldn’t be upset with my Dad, ‘cause he’s done nothing wrong.”
Wait.. WHAT?!! [insert very loud scream of frustration]
Sorry kid, but your Dad is a dickhead, and he made you a goddamn half-sibling while trying to lock up your mother in a mental institution!!!
ARE YOU SHITTING ME WITH THIS?!
Again I ask, how the fuck can this be listed as HUMOR?!!!!
Don’t even get me started on the Mom “forgiving” the Dad!!!
DO. NOT. EVEN. GET. ME. STARTED!!