((Freebie on Amazon/Kindle))
First of all you need to know that I’m very scared of horses.. Like, the kind of ‘scared’ a person is when they got bit when they were 10, by a big, giant-ass horse.. Like, by a ginormous horse.. Seriously, a monster of a horse. Ok, I’m sure you get the picture.. Yes, I was bit, and yes, I’m freaking scared of horses…
So when I was snooping some free Kindle books and came upon this blurb:
“Ponies. Cute, desired by children, bloodthirsty.”
I had to get it.. Because you know, Ponies? Bloodthirsty? So true!
This is some fucked up weirdness though.. I mean.. I can’t even tell you what it’s about..
Seriously.. I don’t know what I just read..
Ok, so there are horses.. From another planet? And they have helmets? That make them talk? And smirk? And did the world just end? Wait.. WHAT?
I have no idea..
Freebies.. You win some… You
mostly lose some..