Right now you’re probably thinking: A SouthPark Kyle/Cartman fanfic? W.T.F?
And ok, I might have done the same a couple of days ago, but then I was watching an episode and this little gem was shown:
And so, as the little fanfic
slut addict that I am, I HAD to go search for Kyle/Cartman on AO3.. You know.. Just because.. Which is why we are here now..
Holy mother of sweet baby Jesus! THIS FANFIC, YOU GUYS!!
I first read a shorter fanfic by this author and that was AMAZING when I noticed she had this longer one too.. I noticed this at 1 in the morning, btw… Yes.. so.. Instead of going to bed, I read this fanfic all night, and went to bed at 4.30 am… Because, you know, why the fuck not?
Kyle and Cartman are 25 years old in this fic. Kyle loses his job in Denver and moves back to live with his parents in South Park. He meets Cartman again. If you love bantering and, umm, hate!sex, you’ll also love this.. This is just so freaking good!! I mean, I stayed up all night to read, that’s how good it is, you guys!
Angst, comfort, hurt, everything!
Everything I love is in this fic!
All the awards!!